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Merry Men

A token launchpad on Robinhood Chain where every launch is made by a verified X account. Each coin is a fresh, fixed-supply ERC-20 seeded as single-sided, permanently-locked Uniswap liquidity. No bonding curve. No migration. Nothing to rug.

Merry Men removes the single worst exploit surface of pump-style launchpads: the migration window. There is no bonding curve to graduate and no liquidity to move. Each launch mints a fixed-supply ERC-20 and seeds it as a single-sided, permanently-locked Uniswap position, token only, zero quote consumed. It is a real DEX pool from launch, and the liquidity can never be pulled.

Anti-rug by construction

The launch token is inert: no owner, mint, pause, blacklist, tax, or upgrade path. Liquidity is locked forever; only trading fees can ever be extracted. There is no privileged button to press.

Verified launches

Every coin on the current generation is launched by a verified X account, enforced by the contract at mint. The identity is recorded on-chain with the launch: provenance you can check, not a bio claim.

Buyers fund the floor

No ETH bootstraps a launch. Each buy walks price up the range, pulls token out, and leaves the quote inside the locked position, a permanent, growing liquidity floor nobody can withdraw.

Cheap buys, anti-dump sells

On the current generation buys pay a flat 0.25%. Sells pay a fee that starts high and decays to 1%, and everything above the quote leg is burned, shrinking the coin’s own supply. Dumping the launch window is expensive; holding is not.