Anti-rug by construction
The launch token is inert: no owner, mint, pause, blacklist, tax, or upgrade path. Liquidity is locked forever; only trading fees can ever be extracted. There is no privileged button to press.


Merry Men removes the single worst exploit surface of pump-style launchpads: the migration window. There is no bonding curve to graduate and no liquidity to move. Each launch mints a fixed-supply ERC-20 and seeds it as a single-sided, permanently-locked Uniswap V3 position, token only, zero WETH consumed. It is a real DEX pool from its first block, and the liquidity can never be pulled.
Anti-rug by construction
The launch token is inert: no owner, mint, pause, blacklist, tax, or upgrade path. Liquidity is locked forever; only trading fees can ever be extracted. There is no privileged button to press.
Tradeable from block one
A canonical Uniswap V3 pool (TOKEN/WETH, 1% fee tier) exists at launch. Any terminal, wallet, or aggregator that supports the chain can trade it with zero custom integration.
Buyers fund the floor
No ETH bootstraps a launch. Each buy walks price up the range, pulls token out, and leaves WETH inside the locked position, a permanent, growing liquidity floor nobody can withdraw.
Fees, split by rule
Trading fees split between the creator and the protocol on-chain. The protocol’s share funds automated buyback-and-burn plus community rewards, deterministic, on-chain-verifiable, no discretion.